Main Characters:
- Jefferey T. Parry-Percy
- Tyler Gillen-Tyler Gillen
- Roger Strauss –Roger Witherspoon, Playwright
- Kenric Kite-Vinny
- Maggie York- Maggie
- Lonnie Poland-Jaimini
- Noni Stuart- Melanie Flanagan
- J. Louis Reid- Jim Reid
- Mark E. Williams-Professor Jack Flanagan
- Jim Hogue-Jacques Roland
- Johannes Nicolai Ziegler-Johannes
Supporting Actors
- Erica James-college cutie 1/Allison Kittredge
- Alina M. Abraham-college cutie 2
- Eva McKend-Eva McKend
- Mary Scripps Madame Kapolski
- Ben Ash-Attorney Warren Pease
- Cael Barkman-DMV Lawyer Ms. Dicker
- William Pelton-DMV Commissioner Mr. Cyril Park
- Rusty Dewees-Rusty Dewees-Golden Gizzard Judge
- Tim Kavanagh-Crosbie Chanell, Golden Gizzard MC
- Bob Carmody-General Seecum
- Spencer George- Sorbitol Judge Golden Gizzard/Randian 2
- Lane Gibson-Randian 1
- Joe Paquette-Randian 3
- Earl Geo. “Peskunck” Larrabee-Indian Chief
- Burr Morse-Sheriff
- Andriana Chobot–College cutie 3
- Kristan Parenteau Lyon-College cutie 4
- Carli Harris- College cutie 5/yoga
- Jacqui Vanliew- College cutie 6/yoga
- Hannah Stanton-Gockel- College cutie 7/yoga
- Gabriella Atkinson-College cutie 8/wedding
- Lalli Haase-College College cutie 9/wedding
- Robert Ide-DMV employee/John Adams
- Aine L. Fannon-the wedding page
- Louis Franco-cameo
- James Matthew Gallagher-DMV employee/Abe Lincoln
- Seamus Rooney-DMV young male customer
- Constance L. Kite-DMV customer
- Ayanle Owlo-DMV male customer
- Kelsey Ahearn- DMV young woman customer
- Omega Alexander-DMV employee/Rosa Parks
- Thomas Stevens-Governor
Background Actors
- Taegan Ackley-Golden Gizzard child crowd
- Andie Asacker-wedding guest
- John Brennan DMV customer
- Jordan Carnelli-wedding guest
- Samantha Dean-Girl at DMV
- Jeff Fannon-wedding guest
- Sharon Fannon-wedding guest
- Scott Fleishman-Scott Fleishman/Bar Tender
- Helen L. Gauthier- Golden Gizzard crowd
- John Gortakowski-Governor staff
- Daniel Guyette-Wedding guest
- Logan Howe-DMV crowd
- Mason Howe-DMV crowd
- Julie the Parrot-as Julie
- Donna Imbeninato-Golden Gizzard crowd
- Whittaker Ingbretson- Golden Gizzard crowd
- Wanda L. LaRouche-Golden Gizzard crowd
- Mark Laxer-Golden Gizzard crowd
- Oliver Laxer-Golden Gizzard crowd
- Terry McMahon-Golden Gizzard crowd
- Marty Minor-Coast Guard
- MJ Noble-DMV cartwheel girl
- Autumn Noble-Mom at DMV
- Marshall Paulsen-DMV customer
- Kris Pavek-DMV customer
- Nathan Poland-wedding guest
- Mark Rainville coast guard
- Tia Rooney-DMV customer
- Eric D. Rosenberg
- Savvie Ruthless-DMV customer
- Rebecca Sameroff-Governor staff
- Mary Scripps Golden Gizzard crowd
- Alyson Sheehan-DMV customer
- Heather M Sheehan-DMV customer
- Joy Spontak-DMV customer
- Donald Stotts-DMV customer
- Irene Stotts-DMV customer
- Elizabeth Pacheco-Golden Gizzard crowd
- Christopher Thayer- limousine Driver
- Kimberly A. Ward- Golden Gizzard crowd
- Hillary Westover- Golden Gizzard crowd
- Christine Williamson-Golden Gizzard crowd
- Dvora Zipkin-Golden Gizzard crowd
Reappearing Background Actors
- Jason Smiley- Bar patron 1, Golden Gizzard crowd
- Ed Barden-DMV customer/Bar patron 2/Golden Gizzard crowd
- Chris Taylor-DMV customer/Bar Patron 3
